Mobile

 

Ever since my phone fell in the loo ( after I had just enjoyed a robust number two) it has not worked, very well. 

I bit the bullet and rang Tesco Mobile on Monday and the delightful Leanne organised me a new phone with various bells and whistles on it and a monthly tariff much lower than the one I had been enjoying.

She giggled when I told her to treat me as an idiot during her sales pitch 

And did exactly what I asked her.

I have been navigating my new phone today and I must say that

I’d rather be setting the parameters on an ITU ventilator for after four hours, my brain is totally fried and

I’ve had to recover my having a bubble hot bath with my face covered by a wet flannel.

I spoke to Nu today, she’s working on the covid wards now in London  

How do you do long days ? She asked

With difficulty I told her

We swapped laughs and reviews on tv programmes 

She looked tired.

I do miss her.

I saw Pippa from the Rectory earlier today, she was being dragged down the lane by her long legged Mongrel, Meg.She only just managed a controlled stop in order to chat.

Her husband is probably enjoying the most cerebral covid pastimes she told me after the village gossip was over

“ he’s reading the Bible in Greek “ she said proudly 

I opened my mouth but said nothing

How can you follow that !