Why Aquaman Should Be Played By Paul Hogan (Or yahoo Serious?!?)!!

OK, my references are painfully out of date. I'm sure some amongst you can come up with younger, sexier Australian actors than Yahoo Serious.

Still, the point stands. Because Professor Togg has made a startling discovery in the outback:

What's so shocking? What requires the help of the Marvel Family?

OK, so he's a pretty crappy archeologist...

Well, a few millennia can't stop the Marvels!!

But what do they find?

Well, I guess you're OK in that regard, Aquaman!!

Hahaha, Atlantis a democracy!! Don't tell that to Aquaman or Namor!!

So, after many shenanigans...

And upon return to the present, the Marvels prove that all archeology is bullshit!

Australia was Atlantis!!!

So, really, if Arthur Curry doesn't speak with an Aussie accent in the new movies, you are completely justified in demanding a refund!!

From Marvel Family #39 (1949)